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From: hr@badcorporate.com

To: maintenance@badcorporate.com

Caldwell,

Bad news, got word back from Sue Cripple & Sneer. The lawyers are saying Timmy's lost fingers aren't covered under 'industrial accident' law - if they were lost because the F4003 rotary fan cut them off in the ventilation shafts, you should have replaced the F4003 with the F4013. Next time just remotely shut the fans off from the ventilation maintenance systems rather than trying to use the local shut-off.

Human Resources

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