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That little indiscretion has now been cleared up, hopefully to your satisfaction. You will be required to make a suitable donation to the policeman's ball, but we have avoided any public scrutiny in the major papers, although there is always the possibility of a local newspaper covering the story. Have no fear; we will bury it in litigation if anything gets published.
We took the liberty of procuring and expunging all copies of your police record, including your fingerprints, with the obvious exception of the record kept in our own digital filing system. Just to ensure the smooth running of our partnership for the future.
- Ed Sneer
Sue Cripple & Sneer